That sounds like the beginning of a joke, Sage. And I haven't procreated yet because I'm six-freaking-teen. If I never procreate, it will prolly be because humans are bad for the earth.

Frank's obv. not a bad guy, Meliss. ;P Just misunderstood! But Iago was hot, so I agree on that point.

As for my favourite bad guy . . . v. difficult. Hugh Grant's character in Bridget Jones's Diary was v. sexy . . . my favourite Disney villain is probably Ursula 'cause she was a much better role model for young girls than Ariel so of course she got skewered with a ship [Ursula: I have curves and I'm proud of them! What self-esteem problems? Ariel: whinge, whinge, whinge, I wish I had a guy to kiss a lot . . . ooh, yay, I can marry Prince Eric.]. I liked the evil queen in Snow White too because Snow White was so annoying. Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers was hott. Does Strong Bad count as a bad guy? I ab. lurve Snape, but he's not really a bad guy. Any bad guy played by Alan Rickman is <3 in my book [Sheriff of Nottingham; the Eurotrash terrorist in Die Hard]. AND OMG, Count Olaf! How could I forget? He + Esmé = so fuckin' amazing. Okay, yes. I think they win. Ooh, and Mrs Coulter was pretty damn good, too.

Fwegh, too many choices. *pets personal pantheon of pernicious people*

Also, teh new blogger is teh SEX.
posted by kate at 10:01 PM though the day is young, as are we.

That's a toughie. I'm gonna go with Rock Vega, from Street Fighter. What a good game. He wore silver metal claws on his hands, could climb up the back of the Spain stage, wore a white mask, had purple and yellow pants, and did all sorts of gymnastics. I loved him when I was little, and I can't think of any modern-day bad guys that I like (aside from Strong Bad, but I don't think he is my favorite).
posted by Ryan at 3:58 PM though the day is young, as are we.

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
posted by Ryan at 2:24 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Sorry if you're not a stallion. We have members only jackets, secret handshakes, banquets, the whole shebang. Maybe if you get a Stallion to sponsor you, you can join the club. Til then Nflee Woo Karchek (stallions know what i mean!). So I will be going cross country with my youth group for about seven weeks, no matter how much Melissa grabs my ankles and calls me a punk face. But While i'm away, id love to hear from you. if you don't feel like it, that's fine too, i'll see you when i get back. if you do have some perverse desire to write to me, though, the many addresses and info you need for mailing can be found here: http://www.geocities.com/gabestrip/gabe.html. I will try and write back if i recieve mail from you, but i make no promises, as i may be very busy. then again i may not be. who knows.
posted by Carl Perkins at 8:57 PM though the day is young, as are we.

We know about contraceptives? We know how much babies suck? We're ugly?
posted by Ryan at 10:45 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Well how 'bout this? "Sage is so much funnier than Ryan?" I'm just kidding. Why do smart people not procreate? 'Meda, perhaps you could answer me. And Ryan I meant nothing by what I just said or anybody else, I was just poking at 'Meda.
posted by Sagé at 8:45 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Yeah, 'Meda was castrated long ago.

And what's with that, "Ryan is so much funnier than Sage?" It makes me uncomfortable... What is it about? I really don't like being put above people, especially my friends. So, if you could explain it to me, that'd be great.

Alison, I posted a message in your blog. Ay, you need a hug. Get one of the girls up there to hug you for me. Thanks.
posted by Ryan at 10:43 PM though the day is young, as are we.

I am a bit late, but RYAN. The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement does not support the killing of already-living babies [as far as I know]. It just doesn't think they should be created in the first place. So there. And cute, my ass! Just you watch me not have any children. *scowly face*

And Gabe, thx for explaining to Sage. Debate /is/ rather pointless here on the abortion subject as we all have v. similar opinions, but I'm sure we could find a topic that people disagree on, if we really cared enough.

And I don't know about j'all, but I'm no freakin' stallion.
posted by kate at 7:17 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Easy there people, everyone needs to calm down. We all know what mighty stallions we all are, no worries. Thanks much for the link, and for the request for the link, tho it really wasn't necessary. I leave for my trip in less than a week, i'll post my schedule where you guys can write to me (if you want to. no obligation, obviously). so that's fun. Everyone else said gibberish, so bliggidy blesh.
posted by Carl Perkins at 9:06 PM though the day is young, as are we.

...And, I guess, logically, since the system made me upset, and you're part of the system, you did make me upset... XÞ
posted by Ryan at 2:51 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Fugglebush. Who says I'm upset? Munkleglub.

:Þ

Donchu fret, Melissa. YOU didn't make me upset. THIS WHOLE SYSTEM made me upset.
posted by Ryan at 11:09 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Nobody ever asks me to do anything. They either say it to the general public or address you directly. Had people known that I was the secret founder of this kick-ass blog, maybe people would ask ME to improve it. Though I may ask for your help anyway because I am not as computer savvy as any of you, what with your new HTML, conflabbed.. dan nabbed.. young whipper snappers.
I want to rant but I have to play with my cousin.
posted by Sagé at 8:09 AM though the day is young, as are we.