Why am I a diary? If Hannah hasn't read the basic eight I'm scared. The baby is trying to eat my chin.
posted by ALF at 8:13 PM though the day is young, as are we.
Hannah, have you secretly read
The Basic Eight behind my back? If not, that's kind of cerrazy.
Bandannas are nice because you can do lots of things with them: choke people, wear them on your head in various forms, play capture the flag, blindfold yourself and walk around bumping into things, tie someone's wrists to a bed, dry dishes . . .
posted by kate at 7:28 PM though the day is young, as are we.