Excuse me, smith's stack puts IHOP to shame!!
sorry smith! *doges feminism lazers*
How to feel better-listen to red hot chili pepper's Love Rollercoater!
ROCK ON! *jams*
posted by Hannah at 12:08 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Yeah, I definitely thought you were saying that Katie was lacking.

And Kate still has good breasts.
posted by Ryan at 11:42 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Most of the sexual content in my previous post was farce.
Ryan, you do not have to worry about the eye.
*giggle* farce.
Say it loud..
FARCE!!
Joyous festivus, shamans.
By the way the comment about giving my breasts to smith to avoid confusion was uncalled for. I meant that I don't look like a man. Not that she is..urm..lacking. Sorry smith. It's all a farce! DAMN FARCE! BWAHHHHH!
worse and worse..
I'm gonna get gangster jumped if I don't shaddap.
posted by Hannah at 8:32 PM though the day is young, as are we.

*shudders at the image of eating a woman out*

OK, I want to get some things straight:

1. I don't want an eye on my penis.
2. When I'm looking at a female's genitalia, I want to do so with a scientific mindset first.
3. After being in the relationship I'm in now, I don't want sex for a while. ("Sheeeeyit!" --The Seven Samurai, I am so lucky)
4. Sex is scary. The End.

*Policies are subject to change without notice.
posted by Ryan at 1:03 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Heh this should be interesting..

Smith-we'd figure out some way of getting lots of children. You'd be the girl, I'd be the guy. I'd give you my breasts to make this arrangement less confusing for the children. Unless you want to share breastfeeding duties, then i'd keep em. Long as you change diapers. I hate poop. We'd live in a sunny bungalow in suburbia. It'd smell funny but I'd be real happy, so long as we had a vibrator hidden out of reach from the children.

Hannah-We'd run everywhere and have many affairs. We'd live in a cottage. A nice one. Preferably a hut. We'd skinny dip in rivers and have an underground closet full of city attire and train tickets. We'd go to new york and sing on a street corner for a living. All we'd need is money for prostitutes, washing current clothing, food, and febreeze, and we'd make one hot hoboe. We'd be very happy together, considering there is already a male and female personality dormant in us.

Almeda-Our kids would be really smart and cool. You'd make a lot of money, and I'd be a stay at home mommy. Running around. Maybe spending the money. Usually cooking exotic dishes. We'd also live in a suburbian thing, but not a bungalow. Prally more like the house I live in now. Except cleaner. Cuz I'd stay at home.

Melissa-
Hannah: Hey Meliss, let's get married.
Meliss: Okay.
(silence)
Hannah:I'm bored.
Meliss: Yeah, lets get an ennulment and some ice cream.
Hannah: Good call. Then we'll rig the enemy base with explosives!
Meliss: O yeah!
In short we'd have to both be spies in order to get married and have it work.

Aaron-Awwww. How cute is this? We'd both have really big eyes and hold hands and walk down boardwalks and drink lemonade with two straws and have really cute sex. Not sure how thats possible, but thats what would happen. Awwww. Our kids would avoid us. They'd be like "our parents are such dorks" and I would wear mumus and aaron would do the black sock and sandal thing. awww.

Neil: I'd be Neils flamboyantly gay husband and she'd be a tired writer and we'd own a transvestite night club. Fosse fosse fosse! We'd be rich and have a lot of really gay furniture.

Gabe: Passionate sex. Kids would be really cool and artistic. We'd be crazy hippie parents and give them condoms on their 16th birthdays. We'd live in a one-floor house with a lot of bead curtains. We'd celebrate hannukah, and give our kids a bunch of crap on christmas, but put a lilac tree in the house for no reason. We'd be really cuddly. I'd be a loud and annoying wife that yelled a lot at parties and laughed really obnoxiously. In short, a very jewish marriage. L'chaim!

Alison-
Hannah: Hey Alison, lets get-
Alison: SHUT UP I HATE YOU WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY SKIRT.
(violent sex)

Nate-How fun is this? I agree with nate about our marriage. Keep in mind I'd be really physically fit from constantly running up and down those staircases because those are hot. And I'd give you fellatio just to record what noise you would make. I'd listen to the recording once a day and stop taking my depression medicine.

Sage- Hot passionate lovemaking, group of kids we run like bandits to make the world more crazy fun, a really cool house with lots of stuff in it, running through a field like a big crazy family of fun, laughing like idiots, becoming old people that everyone goes "Ha! Look at those crazy old people". We'd both have some kind of succesful career. Mine probably involves weaving some kind of cloth and telling stories. Sages is probably something where he travels a lot of places and talks to large groups of people and then returns home to his family which is like some kind of love-spreading underground mafia creativity group. Of UU's.

Ryan-We'd probably start having sex immediately after we got married in one of the church pews and then after the first two orgasms we'd move to the honeymoon place where we'd have sex until one of us dies of starvation. Most likely you because I have more body fat. Unless you strangle me while we're 69'ing. It'd be a happy marriage while it lasted, really. Gotta look at the bright side of things ^_^.

I'm glad I'm married to me :)






posted by Hannah at 11:39 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Geez, Nate, am I so strapped for work that I have to work everywhere? Yeesh. I like the amusement park idea. I think Neil's going to beat the shit out of you if she ever sees you in a dark alley, though. :)

Let's see, if I were married to...

'Meda: We'd have a lot of sex, but then I'd get jealous that I couldn't breastfeed, and then we'd get a divorce.

Smiff: We'd have different opinions about children, and we'd divorce because of it.

Neil: Passionate sex every night, then out of the blue, mutual decision for divorce.

Melissa: Moderate sex life, she'd run away with another guy (that I approved of, alas!) later on.

Hannah: Too much sex, neither one of us would be working, we'd get a divorce because of lack of funds.

Alison: We'd have a lot of wonderful sex, but then get in a fight and divorce.

Nate: Nate would stay on his side of the room, and I'd be on mine... Then we'd get a divorce.

Sage: Passionate sex, we'd spend the rest of our delightful days together.

Gabe: He'd be out working too much, and I'd feel unloved. Divorce!

Aaron: We'd go out and do fun things together, but we'd grow to love each other, and have wonderful relationship.

Ryan: Meaningless sex, with lots of cursing over my bloody, nerve-shot penis. Medication and masturbation would have taken its toll, and there would be no chance of divorce or remarrying because of my horrific phallus.

P.S. Nate, you're insane.

posted by Ryan at 4:21 PM though the day is young, as are we.

i'm pretty sure this has been a topic before but what are peoples thoughts about marriage? i was at a family party and was just rembering the times when people were younger and now they are married. Spending your whole life with someone seems pretty big. As of right now with no more life experiances what would the rest of your life be like?
i thought it'd be intresting to think of what would happen if i married certain people so why not each of the SHAMAN GANGSTERS
Smith- i think our life would consist of an apartment 3 kids 10 months apart from each other a pretty disorganized family. i say this because i am still not sure who she is although i am positive we have met. But it's difficult to have a life with someone the rest of your life if you don't know them very well. However this often happens- sometimes the couple gets pregant and they feel like they have to get married and they are not ready for it so all the lives are screwed the couple and the child. me and you will always be yelling to have any romance

Hannah- this marriage would be fun. I'm thinking 2 kids we'd have tie dye satin sheets on a double comfy king size bed with the whole frame things it'll be nice. We'd have a nice house with a big kitchen and dining room. A big screen TV in the finished basement that we barely use. we'd have a very unique stair case. There will be 4 different stair cases you can take to the upstair. We'd also have a video and book library in the house. I have no reason for this. really into hard core making our and a real foot fetish.

Almeda- many of her paintings will be hung up we'll have a long halway full of them. one television set in the house. An attic that we spend most of our time the beds will be separate beds but in the same room. We'll have 2 guest rooms and the single child we have will have his/her own room. The curtains/ drapes i picture being black and sorta laced like you can see though them but the still protect some light. a jacuzze for a bath and shower. A big comfy black carpet that you could easily fall asleep on. A bunch of clothes in a decent size closet. in the bathroom they'll be lights surounding the mirror that takes up half the room. we'll be really turned on by you cutting my hair

Melissa- we'll live in a house with only one room that carpeted. We'll have a dog a mouse and a snake. The mouse will be food for the snake. A simple 2 story house. Our kids will be smart and we'll be nice to them and let them take some random days off from school. We'll both be working. We'll start our own ice cream shop that becomes very sucessfull. Chad Gant and Shannon moyer will go there and get the same thing every week. Sage Ryan and Hannah will work there on holidays and we'll get postcards from Alison every month. Aaron will show up in a limo every now and then once or twice a year. we'll have a bathroom with a shower and no bath and another one with the combo. We'd be into video taping a lot of things ( not ment to be dirty although if this was an actuallity it probably would be ) melissa would have a secret recipe for rock candy. There'd be a room we'd use for dancing. The one floor that is carpeted will be blue and we'll have hardwood floors for the most part. A food fetish.

Aaron Todd- umm this is a man. But i will write one for everything. We'll have a mud pool in our back yard. Take up a huge hobby for gardening. We'd have really trippy funiture. A disco room. We're wear a lot of fancy 70's clothes.... It's MUCH harder to think of something for the male gender.

Neil- well for some strange reason i think you will concieve our first child underneath the kitchen sink the second in the freazer the 3rd on top of the dryer. the forth at you uncle/aunts house. the 5th in a ski lodge. Just somehow that's how i'd imagine it. We'd like spending weekends in the montain and my brother will babysit our kids. We'll be big on finger painting and we'd take intresting dance classes as a couple. We'll go ice skating ever saturday night in the winter and every 2 saturdays during the say we'll bring the kids. Our house will be pretty big 2 kids to a room and once you reach 16 you get your own room. The kids will have a little TV in their rooms. we'd have unique wall paper. We'd be those people that get really into holiday and decorate our front lawn and everything. Haloween will be our favorite because we inherited a haunted house from a deceased relative that we didn't know we had. mostly carpets with really fun couches. In one of the rooms the heater will be broken. Fetish: using odd objects as kinky sex toys

Gabe- another man to imagine up. You'd give karate lessons and play the guitar along with working at a formal clothes store and you'd be a hairstylst ( you're very sucessful). I'll be the stay at home person pretty much. We'd be in charge of a big charity and one of our relatives will have to move in with us in our 3 floor house. Collecting cars will be a hobby for us.

Alison- If we got married i can see our kids becoming very sucessful young performers. we'd like to travel a lot. Have a girl as our oldes then a boy and the youngest would also be a boy. We'd have some special family time every week when we'd read or watch movies. You'd be really worred and stressed out the first 2 years but then you'll become really layed back. I can see an above ground pool in the back yard. We'll have a whole exercise room and be in great shape. Clothes will be completly different everyday. I think i'd work in a business working about 45 hours a week with great benefits. Definatly a lot of theatre in the house. We'll have mostly vegitarian meals but give the children meat once in a while. Our house would be where the family parties will be held. I think we'd wanna volenteer for a lot of things like community wise we'd be the people the the whole town knows. Our fetish or turn on or whatever the thing we like to do would be staring at eachother then getting crazy on a couch or whatever is closest.

Nate- ... i don't think it's possible to marry yourself... ahh!

Sage- ( this is also a man ) We'd own a bar. Live on top of the bar but it'd be really nice. a big room with mirror surrounding it so you see a really cool effect. Ryan will visit us at the bar and even work in it if we need him too. I'd have short hair wear suits all the time when i'm at the office but when i'm not i'd be in really layed back clothes. we'd have an indoor planting ecosystem thing.


... it's really weird thinking about spending the rest of my life with a man... it makes me want to throw up

Ryan- ( yet another man) i don't think any of these male marrages would last. We'd have a garage with a really fun remote and the garge will for some reason be carpeted. We'll have a wine cellar full of all the greatest wines. A big play room lots of fun. I think we'd have an amusment park type ride in our house. and season passes to all the theme parks.

yea i had some time this was fun writing most of them don't know how intresting it was for all of you. ONly the grils got fetishes or turn ons... it took me 50 minutres to write this! Makes me really wanna think before i make any final decisions. Most of these were bassed on nothing at all.
posted by Nate at 9:43 PM though the day is young, as are we.