well i wouldn't have known that if hannah hadn't given the definition of shaman and gangster when she thought of the name. it's like we're super heros because we're shaman gangsters.

posted by Nate at 3:53 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Well i didn't steal Neil and I's marriage story from a movie plot, that's for sure
>.> <.<
KT, no ones going to kill you. I promise. I am going to buy a war fan and protect all of the people who are nice to me! Every shaman has a crazy war fan lady with a hat! Or if i can't afford that damn war fan, I'm buying a mace. they're 25$ in new hope!
...somebody with money needs to buy me a war fan...
I love you KT!!
posted by Hannah at 7:13 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Just for the record, I didn't read any KT-ain't-got-no-boobs in Hannah's post. Hannah said she would be the guy, thus not having a need for boobs, and generously giving them to KT [who would probably not be able to walk upright with KT+Hannah!boobs].

Favourite marriage = Hannah & Neil's, with Hannah & Alison's and KT & Sage's as runners-up.

KT, I wouldn't kill you so much as divorce you and take all yr money. Nate, cutting yr hair would so turn me on. ;)

Eh. I don't know if I shall ever get married. Unless Dom turns up on my doorstep tomorrow, naturally. ;P But seriously, I don't think I'm really a monogamy person. At least, that's how I feel at this point in my life. [Whenever I use that phrase, I think of the Tracy Chapman song . . . at this point in my life / I've done so many things wrong / I don't know if I can do right]
posted by kate at 6:13 PM though the day is young, as are we.

I'd just like to make it clear that while I may not wear a D, these babies are quality. QUALITY!

And another thing, why do you people think I want so many children??

Marriges:
Smith: We would kill eachother quickly.

Hannah: We would drive eachother over the edge, I would be so realistic and annoying that you would kill me.

Almeda: Oh, if only this could happen. Clearly we would wed and be the happiest couple in the world with crazy sex. Or you would quickly kill me.

Melissa: We would tell amusing Sage stories, but eventually you would tire of me and kill me.

Aaron: Together we would be really Chirstian, and you would kill me after we disagreed over some precise Biblical matter.

Neil: You would try to hold back, but probably kill me within the first few hours.

Gabe: I would laugh myself to death in the first minutes of our marriage.

Alison: We would move to NY, travel the globe, and you'd kill me when I started holding back your career.

Nate: Hmm.... I'm sure if I knew you better there would be some obvious reason for you to kill me.

Sage: I'd kill you. :-D But first I'd become the president and you'd be the First Gentelman. Then you'd have some sordid affairs and I'd have the secret service take you out.

Ryan: You'd be the house husband and after you bore our 13 children you'd kill me for never being there for you.


posted by ALF at 12:32 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Where my dawgs at?

Dee sent me a package, and it had lots of anthrax in it, but I'm cool now. There's additional anthrax-filled packages in it, and it has people's names on it, such as "Smith," "Cornelius Fitzgerald," "Dulci," and "Hannah." He got me a bangin' book that is basically the Code of Bushido. ROCK! So, y'allis gonna wanna get these things from me; Next time I see allah you, I'll give'm to you.
posted by Ryan at 5:42 PM though the day is young, as are we.