this birthday party of Ryans is something that i really need. I need to go out and have loads of fun.

Do you guys think we can own a pizza shop, a coffe shop, or a club within 4 years? Nice way to make money and work with friends.
We can have live entertainment every friday and saturday night. Make it a great hang out spot. What i really want is someone to come in like 15 minutes late and say something like " Sorry i'm late the roads were horrible today" chya. First we need to get a good amount of money to buy a place and start a business. The place on easton road where Spanky's place use to be seems like it might be available for rent.
posted by Nate at 7:02 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Frumm Kate:

"Ryan (and Shaman Gansters - I'm officially putting you in charge of conveying my greetings to them 'cause I don't have their addresses),

Hello from Washington, D.C.! It's better than school but I = no sleep. Today visited Ford's Theatre and saw John Booth's (J.B.!) weapons. What a crazy!

<3 Kate"
posted by Ryan at 5:37 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Why maddox kicks ass: tribute to real men. (not mine)

Aron Ralston:

If you're asking yourself "who the hell is Aron Ralston," you'd better step back and re-evaluate your life right now. Ralston, the living legend, was hiking up a cliff in southern Utah (probably to do something manly like take a leak off of it), when a giant boulder fell on him, pinning his arm against the ground. Most people would have just died, but did he surrender his life to a mere giant life-threatening boulder? Hell no. He just kept getting angrier and angrier until he finally CUT OFF HIS ARM WITH A DULL KNIFE. This after he literally chiseled away at the bone so he could snap his arm off and free himself from underneath the rock. Yes, you read that correctly, he cut off his own arm with a dull pocket knife.

Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.


YEAH MADDOX!
ryan-kun..I am unsure. Depends on this lock in idiot i might have to go to at this stupid church with this dumb brown kid I know..maybe.
I have a tasteless sense of humor.
...SQUIRRELS!...
play that funky music white boy, i'll make every effort to come to your party. Even if it means (gak) forsaking laser tag (twitch).


posted by Hannah at 8:20 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Don't forget to call me and tell me you're coming to my really cool party. *whimper*
posted by Ryan at 2:47 PM though the day is young, as are we.

Don't really have views on file sharing... I don't do it.

Ryan's Birthday Invitation

It's my birthday card, I save ink and trees if I put it on the internet for you guys to find. Hopefully you guys can print them out yourselves if you need to... I'm printing out some to give to those who aren't enlightened Shaman Gangsters. Uhm, I suppose it was implied, which is why I didn't say it earlier, but YOU'RE ALL INVITED. If there's a Gangster that you know who you think doesn't check this blog often, tell 'em to. I will be, too, but thanks.

*Note: I refreshed this to be the latest entry because I can. If you have problems with my demagogogogogueitude, then take it up with one of the other administrators, but do it FAST. For I shall demonstrate against them should they seek to check my power... *face of evil*
posted by Ryan at 6:40 PM though the day is young, as are we.

oo sniggles melissa!
..urk..
sage-u, does ryan-kun's party conflict with the lock-in or am I just being paranoidius?
This day to day vocabulary calander fills me with the urge to nonsensically elongate short wordzos.

kakistocracy-A government run by the wrong people

bloviate-to speak verbosely

thrasonical- a boastful attitude

uxorial- having to do with marriage

bunkum-nonsense

mnemic-having to do with memory

I love words. They're my favorite way to waste time.


posted by Hannah at 11:06 AM though the day is young, as are we.