That party was the sheeyat. I'd been looking for an excuse to wear that dress. Ay sage laid down the beats better than a chicken lays down those shell-covered fetus johns.
Cool whip should just be called whip because it can't call itelf cool as long as Melissa exists.
Video games are good, just not for a really long time alone and sitting. I need to move. Thats why DDR was invented. I have a hella short attention span. Playing with other people for several hours is fun though. If you ever want entertainment...play mario party with me. Marla and Emily can attest I suck at that more than any other game, even when I try. To the point where its hysterical. I am also kickass at peach's voice. YeAH!
Melissa, you'd like space channel five or chu chu rocket. Dancing aliens and mice in rockets seem right up your alley, sweetheart.

posted by Hannah at 8:59 AM though the day is young, as are we.

Man, Kate's party was the WORST PARTY I'VE BEEN TO IN YEARS, geez, that sucked --

Oh, wait, she's on this blog, isn't she?

What an awesome party! I loved it when Sage was layin' down da beetz.

¡Y bienvenidos, Melissa!
posted by Ryan at 8:30 PM though the day is young, as are we.