Recap: Once upon a bright blue moon was shimmering romantically a dog of the color blue that would always lead. A communist ate 500 pounds of lard, which was brightly hued. The communist then blew bubbles into a vat of foul, thick, yellow Country Time Lemonade. But this was actually poisonous detergent that hurt dogs. The vat spilt on the dog which then caused an explosion of magic pixie dust mixed with crack, which quickly revealed a late night rendez-vous between
