1. Boxers or briefs? Underwear? What do you take me for?
2.Fuscia or Magenta? Fuschia, somewhat closer to purple.
3. Making love or having sex? Love hurts like a bitch. Having sex.
4.Glasses or contact lenses? Contact lenses. I wear em, I love em, they don't fall off my nose.
5.Glittery or shiny? Glittery. Shiny burns the eyes.
6. Elijah Wood or Orlando Bloom? Both of them are more feminine than I. But I'd have to go with Lij for being a psycho devil bitch in the last movie.
7. Fruiy pebbles or generic kind? Wouldn't know the difference. Yeah cinnamon life!
8. Buddah belly or washboard abs? Meaty muscle beefcake knock me over. WHUF. So, a mix of the two.
9.I dream of Genie or Bewitched? I dream of genie. Cuz I like rap music.
Naked or clothed? Clothed lavishly then ripped off.
Paper or plastic? Plaztec. Plaaaaztec (does anyone remember the indian in the cupboard?)
Saturn or Jupiter? Jupiter. The influence is more money, power, happiness, and three-way sex than it is death and destruction. I have enough death and destruction in my life. I'm ruled by pluto and mars >_< scorpiofnmvmmmg
Half empty or half full? Who cares about the fucking glass we're all going to die anyway.
Goodbye or badbye? Bai-Q!
Chalice or phallus? phallus.
Phallys or phallus? phallus.
Aunt or uncle? phallus.
Dog or cat? phallus.
Straight up or with a twist? phallus.
Gay or just fashionable? phallus.
Leger de main or lejerdemain? phallus.
Bitch or slut? I'd have to go with phallus.
Japan or china?
East or west?
Live fish or dead fish?
Live music or recorded music?
Big school or small school?
Lazer beans or rocket beans?
fish or phish?
Beatles or Beetles?
Whores or horse?
Chicken, or the fish? Noo, I brought some instant oatmeal with me. You did? Yeah! I love oatmeal! I love oatmeal too! In fact, let's sing a song about it!
...whoa queer sesame street flashback...
By the by...tae kwon do demo, tommorow, 12:30. Don't forget.
posted by Hannah at 11:05 AM though the day is young, as are we.
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1. Boxers. I have a fear that briefs cut off circulation to the phallus, resulting in smaller... amount of pleasure for da ladies.
2. Burgundy.
3. Having sex. The other two sound like what you do when you're stoned/in a car/a prick.
4. Poor vision. Cool people trip over stuff. Just look at the Dick Van Dyke Show.
5. Shiny. Girls always complain when they get glitter on their clothes.
6. Elijah Wood. NORTH, BABY!
7. Real pebbles. Some rocks taste
really good.
8. Washboard abs. That way you can play your stomach in a garage band.
9. Bewitched. You know why: The nose.
Naked or clothed?
Paper or plastic?
Saturn or Jupiter?
Half empty or half full?
Goodbye or badbye?
Chalice or phallus?
Phallys or phallus?
Aunt or uncle?
Dog or cat?
Straight up or with a twist?
Gay or just fashionable?
Leger de main or lejerdemain?
Bitch or slut?
posted by Ryan at 9:18 PM though the day is young, as are we.
i wasn't done i didn't mean to publish it
1.)boxers or briefs? i like boxers
2.) Fuchsia or magenta? magenta but i think that may be due to Rocky Horror picture show as well
3.) Making love or fucking or having sex? [Three choices! :O] fucking it can be used on multiple levels. hmm the previos statment could also be taken on differnt levels
4.) Glasses or contact lenses? glasses are easier to remove but become a bare
5.)Glittery or shiny? shinny glittery becomes too texturous
6.) Elijah Wood or Orlando Bloom? elijah wood's work i like better but orlando bloom has pulled some cool shit
7) Fruity pebbles or generic brand fruity nuggets?
generic brands always
8) Buddah belly or washboard abs?
washboard abs for me
9) I Dream of Genie or Bewitched?
i dream of Genie. the magic is easier to do i could never get that little nose twitch
Naked or clothed? naked
Paper or plastic? paper
Saturn or Jupiter? saturn
Half empty or half full? half full
Goodbye or badbye? goodbye!
Chalice or phallus? CHalice
Phallys or phallus? Phallys
Aunt or uncle? Uncle
Dog or cat? Dog
Straight up or with a twist? with a twist
Gay or just fashionable? don't get this one... Gay? maybe fashionable
Leger de main or lejerdemain? lejerdemain
Bitch or slut? slut
Japan or china? Japan
East or west? east
Live fish or dead fish? live fish
Live music or recorded music? live music, unless it really really sucks then a recording because it may be easier to tune out
Big school or small school? hmm small schools are nice if the education is equal or better as the big school but a big school will give you more diversity. i'll say big schoool
Lazer beans or rocket beans? lazer beans
fish or phish? phish definatly
Beatles or Beetles? Beatles
Whores or horse? Sluts
alone or with friends?
music or movies ( you can't say musicals)
boardgames, interactive games ( charades, iprov, theatre games), or video games?
aerobic or anaerobic?
reality or fantasy?
lawrence park junior or emo kid ( just watched this the otherday, brilliant work melissa)?
soap or hand steriliser?
posted by Nate at 7:35 PM though the day is young, as are we.
1)boxer briefs.
2)Fuchsia because I think it is more regal.
3)Making love. Hands down, penis up, leg over the shoulder, scratch the back, kiss the neck. whoops sorry.
4)Glasses, same reason as Melissa.
5)Shiny, glittery can get annoying, who wants a glittery car? I know that I would want a shiny one.
6)Orlando Bloom, Elijah is too weird looking.
7)Generic, more bang for you buck (no relation to any previous question)
8)Buddah belly because Melissa finds it cute, sometimes it's handy, other times it isn't. Like getting punched in the stomach.
9)I Dream Genie. ewBitched. ;)
posted by Sagé at 3:36 PM though the day is young, as are we.
Okay, new game: boxers or briefs?
Fuchsia or magenta?
Making love or fucking or having sex? [Three choices! :O]
Glasses or contact lenses?
Glittery or shiny?
Elijah Wood or Orlando Bloom?
Someone else think of more interesting questions. Ready, go.
posted by kate at 5:53 PM though the day is young, as are we.
